Name: Sigma

Age: 26

Sex: Female

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/They 

sapphling:

sapphling:

sapphling:

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He’s called the “heel.” He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it’s not real and he’s actually very nice. When he says “I’m going to break you in half” you don’t have to be scared because it’s pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they’re playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

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no that part was real

pyreposha:

pastelalleycat:

“It’s-For-You!” Talking Telephone Toy

Ring… ring… ring… it’s for you!

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Dial Julie JoyfulVA: Cyber AKA Cyberscrapsimage
Dial Wally DarlingVA: Clown or DaFrankenstein (Uncertain)(Slight volume warning; heartbeat and ambience highlighted)image

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peachitykeen:

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A hyperrealistic cockroach would scare me too, if I were Frank. It scared me as me! I wasn’t expecting to see that little guy scurrying around on the website.