Death in video games:
- Male character: ARGH!!
- Female character: oh. oh!! UHHHng!!!! I'M COMING!!!!?
askguohuai asked: Pic or you can't lick your elbow
How ‘bout a gif.
It’s because I can do this.
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon