mayadoesstuff:

trappedinsanity:

in Teen Titans we don’t say “I love you” we say “I like the way you shoot starbolts” which roughly translates to “batman never taught me how to talk to girls and that’s sadly the best compliment I could manage” and I think that’s beautiful.-cyborg-window-hallucination

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cookienun:

deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?

isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho

cookienun:

deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?

isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho

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shadowbird712:

petitpanda:

duckymonstah:

shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

postmortemtsarina:

alexandraplumpkin:

randomzodiac:

cinnamonmuffins:

kuvera:

poke-problems:

WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

PLEASE DO HELP ME

WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?
WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?
WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?
WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE
…
HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

WHY AM I ENCOURAGING MY CHARGES TO RECKLESSLY CHASE AFTER EVERY SPECIES OF POKéMON IN EXISTENCE, NO MATTER HOW RARE THEY ARE, EVEN WHEN DOING SO WOULD WRECK ALL THE SHIT ON THE PLANET SINCE THE TASK INCLUDES CATCHING LEGENDS THAT HOLD THE EARTH IN A PRECARIOUS BALANCE?
AND WHY DO I KEEP DOING SO WHEN THE NUMBER OF NEWLY DISCOVERED POKéMON KEEPS RISING SEEMINGLY INFINITELY?

shadowbird712:

petitpanda:

duckymonstah:

shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

postmortemtsarina:

alexandraplumpkin:

randomzodiac:

cinnamonmuffins:

kuvera:

poke-problems:

WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

PLEASE DO HELP ME

WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?

WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?

WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?

WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE

HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

WHY AM I ENCOURAGING MY CHARGES TO RECKLESSLY CHASE AFTER EVERY SPECIES OF POKéMON IN EXISTENCE, NO MATTER HOW RARE THEY ARE, EVEN WHEN DOING SO WOULD WRECK ALL THE SHIT ON THE PLANET SINCE THE TASK INCLUDES CATCHING LEGENDS THAT HOLD THE EARTH IN A PRECARIOUS BALANCE?

AND WHY DO I KEEP DOING SO WHEN THE NUMBER OF NEWLY DISCOVERED POKéMON KEEPS RISING SEEMINGLY INFINITELY?

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bewbin:

tsarbucks:

bewbin:

This fort will protect me from the haters

tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW. 

Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties

bewbin:

tsarbucks:

bewbin:

This fort will protect me from the haters

tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW. 

Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties

(via kuiwe)

New Smash Bros Wii U screens featuring Greninja

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bitterivy:

mallayaa:

did they just

yes, they did

(via catnippackets)

heterosexualhater:

 

be-blackstar:

This is how you handle getting your privileged called out. 

Not “reverse racism!” Not “heterophobe!” and all those other dynamics that don’t exist. Just recognition. Recognition of privilege (and hopefully continuous self-checking)

(via phantomflames)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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