lampfaced:

on a lighter note. I just got a whiff of chocolate cake batter.

it’s almost midnight and nobody’s made chocolate cake in years. this household prefers yellow cake. we don’t even have most of what’s needed for chocolate cake.

this isn’t even a whiff anymore; it’s a permeating smell that’s not quite there, but at the same time undeniable.

okay nose, whatever.

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

(via electricgale)

chandanix:

blackintellectunrefined:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

Bruh, breh, bruh 😂 I really thought this shit was gonna be dumb

but a but a but a butt

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alfronaut:

9 whole rolls

alfronaut:

9 whole rolls

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fwips:

it is 1000 degrees

asker

Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

bifurpawz:

eunnieboo:

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this is gold

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
godotal:

It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

godotal:

It’s not the fact it exists, but that two stakes are missing

(via shrineart)

Things you didn’t know about Brave (by Oh My Disney)

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loish:

revisiting the good old underwater theme.

loish:

revisiting the good old underwater theme.

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artisticthingem:

I think people are probably reading too much into Bill calling Grenda a monster….

She’s not literally a monster; she’s holding him back from his goal of destroying the book, and he takes offense to that. It’s hilarious irony considering who Bill is, and his deadpan expression as he says it adds to the comedic effect.

It strikes me as being really similar to GLaDOS in Portal 2; she calls Chell a monster, but it’s definitely GLaDOS that’s been cruel and downright murderous— what would be considered monstrous by most people.

These hugely powerful antagonists calling regular people monsters is just comedy, and while there might be more to Grenda than we know (who knows with this show, am i right?), I don’t think Bill’s comment should be taken as a reflection of that.

That’s just how I see things anyway *shrugs*