rattlecat:

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

Once my history teacher ran out of her room and slid in stilettos over into the teacher’s room next door. Slid. The hallway between their rooms is at least 3 feet long. She slid from her door like she was on a god damn skateboard. And she didn’t flinch ONCE.

fdelopera:

markkruffalo:

you know who is extremely underrated???

Alan fucking Cumming

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this motherfucker

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best known as Floop in Spy Kids

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and Nightcrawler

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and Glitch if you ever watched the AMAZING mini-series Tin-Manimage

is an omnisexual,

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and Tony award winning actor

he deserves more recognition than he gets 

If you love Alan Cumming, watch his episode of Who Do You Think You Are. You will probably cry.

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eatsass:

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

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ectoimp:

ghostkitten69:

ectoimp:

alright so this is a dream world right? So why not do some dream interpretation on this. Feel free to correct any of the meanings i give, im using a couple sites and cross checking to make sure im giving the best interpretation i can.  This is a LONG post
"To dream of a building symbolizes your physical being. Your state of comprehension is indicated by which floor of the building you are on. If you are in the lower levels of the building, the dream reflects your base desires, sexual wants and needs.  To see a ruined or damaged building implies that you need to tackle a problem or issue in a different method. Your current system is proving to be unsuccessful. You must make major alterations. Perhaps your ego has been damaged.”
Half the building seems to be upside down
"To dream that you are upside down represents that there is a problem in your conscious life that you need to fix. It can also mean that your initial presumptions are completely different than what you have originally thought.”
what about that weird moon
"To dream of the moon symbolizes female attributes that are as yet undiscovered. A full moon represents the end of a problem, issue, or project. A new moon represents the start of a new endeavor. To dream that the moon is odd in any way implies that your significant other may be unfaithful or you will experience problems in financial ventures.  To see the eclipse of the moon implies that your female attributes are being suppressed. It may also mean that a close friend or family member will soon face a sickness.”
and the totem pole is enlarged and fairly significant seeming, im not sure if its an eagle or hawk though
"A hawk is known for its unique skill in hunting prey. It is often observed to be roaming in the sky as if preparing for a strategic attack. To dream of a hawk points to suspicions directed at you. Be more careful in your dealings." 
"To dream about an eagle suggests aristocracy, dignity, honor, elevated status, freedom, and great wisdom. Eagles also suggest rebirth of the self. You will make every effort to reach your dreams."
the hawk seems to fit better, but can anyone tell what bird is on the pole?
theres alot of triangles in here, more the the shack normally has. Now this could just be because of bill but lets see what triangles mean
“To dream of triangles signifies your goals, potential, and truth. It is also a symbol of spirituality and oneness of mind, body, and spirit. On one hand, it may also refer to a love relationship you have with two other people in your waking life.”
Its also night in this dreamworld, whereas it was daytime in the dream world with gideon, so its not just that the dream world is alway kinda dark.
"To dream of night denotes serious difficulty and hurdles in achieving your real life goals. There are still gray areas about some issues affecting your life. You have to put aside your prejudice and objectively look at the circumstances when you tackle these issues.”
The shack seems to be falling into a pit or into the abyss
"To dream that you are in a pit points to a sense of despair about some situation or problem.”
"Often, an abyss is seen as a hurdle or something to overcome. Trying to avoid slipping into an abyss means you will overpower a current situation or problem. Tumbling into an abyss, on the other hand, can be viewed as a signal to use extreme care as trouble could arise in current business situations.”
and alot of this world seems out of focus
"To dream that things are blurry means that there is something you are refusing to recognize. It can also signify clandestine things and befuddlement. You might believe that a person is hiding something.”
thats alot of stuff to go through, but some reoccurring parts are, that stan has some problem he is working on, but hes been going about the wrong way to solve it

This is all pretty great like you obviously looked at everything you could find about the picture and summarized all of your results into a cohesive sentence/paragraph about their meaning, this is really super neat
but are we going to ignore the fact that Stan dreams in black and white
because I feel like that’s important

the black and white isnt important because all the dreamworlds are black and white. Like when bill first shows up. Gideon didnt summon him into the real world, Bill pulled them all into a trance and was in the dream world.

ectoimp:

ghostkitten69:

ectoimp:

alright so this is a dream world right? So why not do some dream interpretation on this. Feel free to correct any of the meanings i give, im using a couple sites and cross checking to make sure im giving the best interpretation i can.  This is a LONG post

"To dream of a building symbolizes your physical being. Your state of comprehension is indicated by which floor of the building you are on. If you are in the lower levels of the building, the dream reflects your base desires, sexual wants and needs.

To see a ruined or damaged building implies that you need to tackle a problem or issue in a different method. Your current system is proving to be unsuccessful. You must make major alterations. Perhaps your ego has been damaged.”

Half the building seems to be upside down

"To dream that you are upside down represents that there is a problem in your conscious life that you need to fix. It can also mean that your initial presumptions are completely different than what you have originally thought.”

what about that weird moon

"To dream of the moon symbolizes female attributes that are as yet undiscovered. A full moon represents the end of a problem, issue, or project. A new moon represents the start of a new endeavor.

To dream that the moon is odd in any way implies that your significant other may be unfaithful or you will experience problems in financial ventures.

To see the eclipse of the moon implies that your female attributes are being suppressed. It may also mean that a close friend or family member will soon face a sickness.”

and the totem pole is enlarged and fairly significant seeming, im not sure if its an eagle or hawk though

"A hawk is known for its unique skill in hunting prey. It is often observed to be roaming in the sky as if preparing for a strategic attack.

To dream of a hawk points to suspicions directed at you. Be more careful in your dealings.

"To dream about an eagle suggests aristocracy, dignity, honor, elevated status, freedom, and great wisdom. Eagles also suggest rebirth of the self. You will make every effort to reach your dreams."

the hawk seems to fit better, but can anyone tell what bird is on the pole?

theres alot of triangles in here, more the the shack normally has. Now this could just be because of bill but lets see what triangles mean

To dream of triangles signifies your goals, potential, and truth. It is also a symbol of spirituality and oneness of mind, body, and spirit. On one hand, it may also refer to a love relationship you have with two other people in your waking life.”

Its also night in this dreamworld, whereas it was daytime in the dream world with gideon, so its not just that the dream world is alway kinda dark.

"To dream of night denotes serious difficulty and hurdles in achieving your real life goals. There are still gray areas about some issues affecting your life. You have to put aside your prejudice and objectively look at the circumstances when you tackle these issues.”

The shack seems to be falling into a pit or into the abyss

"To dream that you are in a pit points to a sense of despair about some situation or problem.

"Often, an abyss is seen as a hurdle or something to overcome. Trying to avoid slipping into an abyss means you will overpower a current situation or problem. Tumbling into an abyss, on the other hand, can be viewed as a signal to use extreme care as trouble could arise in current business situations.”

and alot of this world seems out of focus

"To dream that things are blurry means that there is something you are refusing to recognize. It can also signify clandestine things and befuddlement. You might believe that a person is hiding something.

thats alot of stuff to go through, but some reoccurring parts are, that stan has some problem he is working on, but hes been going about the wrong way to solve it

This is all pretty great like you obviously looked at everything you could find about the picture and summarized all of your results into a cohesive sentence/paragraph about their meaning, this is really super neat

but are we going to ignore the fact that Stan dreams in black and white

because I feel like that’s important

the black and white isnt important because all the dreamworlds are black and white. Like when bill first shows up. Gideon didnt summon him into the real world, Bill pulled them all into a trance and was in the dream world.

narcolepticbunny:

nintendonut1:

googirlslut:

nintendonut1:

gogglesandglowsticks:

adriofthedead:

dizzydennis:

Can I just point out the perfection in this shot? Bowser is mixing his coffee (or tea), Zangief has the cutest, and most unfitting, face and Dr. Eggman looks like he’s judging everyone.
This is going to be a good movie.

bowser holding that tiny coffee stirrer is amusing me far more than it probably should

I have never felt more threatened by someone just stirring their coffee before.
Look at him.
“bitch this ain’t starbucks.”

i wonder how bowser like his coffee. black? two sugars? cream?
this is worth considering

My mind immediately went, “Two lumps” and visualized Mario holding his hammer a la Bugs Bunny, over Bowser’s unconscious form.

^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

narcolepticbunny:

nintendonut1:

googirlslut:

nintendonut1:

gogglesandglowsticks:

adriofthedead:

dizzydennis:

Can I just point out the perfection in this shot? Bowser is mixing his coffee (or tea), Zangief has the cutest, and most unfitting, face and Dr. Eggman looks like he’s judging everyone.

This is going to be a good movie.

bowser holding that tiny coffee stirrer is amusing me far more than it probably should

I have never felt more threatened by someone just stirring their coffee before.

Look at him.

“bitch this ain’t starbucks.”

i wonder how bowser like his coffee. black? two sugars? cream?

this is worth considering

My mind immediately went, “Two lumps” and visualized Mario holding his hammer a la Bugs Bunny, over Bowser’s unconscious form.

^^^ AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

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did-you-kno:

A robot named hitchBOT traveled all the way across Canada in a month, relying only on rides from strangers and tweeting photos and status updates for the entire journey. Source

did-you-kno:

A robot named hitchBOT traveled all the way across Canada in a month, relying only on rides from strangers and tweeting photos and status updates for the entire journey. Source

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dickensianwerewolf:

Credit to Catherine Huerta for the cover illustration from “The Worst Day of Your Life”, number 100 in the CYOA series, and AlanSchell for the Slimer reference.

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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

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hiphopfightsplaque:

cutebabe:

nooneneedsfeminism:

THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY.

THERE IS NO WAGE GAP.

THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE.

FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE  MOVEMENT.

do you even live on earth or like are you blogging somewhere on neptune if so hows the food there 

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

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thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize

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gwendolynmstacy:

                                                        Do you remember the stars?